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Karaoke Rage

March 13, 2008

Frankly, I’m surprised this type of thing doesn’t happen more often:

A gunman in Thailand shot-dead eight neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their karaoke versions of popular songs, including John Denver’s Country Roads.

Weenus Chumkamnerd, 52, put his gun to the head of a respected female doctor and seven of her guests as they partied at her home in Songkhla Province, South Thailand.

“When I began shooting nobody pleaded for his life because they were all drunk,” he said after his arrest.

A neighbour said that the karaoke group normally sang Thai pop and southern Thai ballads, but one particular western tune could be heard often – John Denver’s ‘Country Roads’.

Country Roads is a hugely popular song in south east Asia andthe neighbour said the revellers had been singing it over and over again.

He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law.

“I warned these people about their noisy karaoke parties. I said if they carried on I would go down and shoot them. I had told them if I couldn’t talk sense into them I would come back and finish them off,” he added.

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The 22 Best Zombies of All Time

March 12, 2008

While I can’t agree with zombies from video games being included as part of The 26 Best Zombies of All Time, the remainder of the list is close to flawless.

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Enjoy this one while it lasts – I’m sure they’ll have to re-do this once Zombie Strippers comes out (see below).

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Zombie Strippers!

March 11, 2008

Finally – a movie combining the greatest movie genre (zombies, naturally) and the greatest form of live entertainment:

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Click here or on the poster (above) to see the trailer

Personally, I’m torn on this one…though it certainly has the potential to be one of the greatest (cheesy) horror flicks of all time, it will also (definitely) rank as the worst Jenna Jameson movie ever made.

There’s a (very) limited theatrical release beginning April 18. The DVD release is currently scheduled for October 20.

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(Drinking) Holiday Memories

March 5, 2008

With St. Patrick’s Day approaching, I can’t help but think of prior adventures with the Ultimate Jello Shot – which I first attempted (with excellent results) on St. Patrick’s Day a few years back.

Ahh, yes – good times, good food, the strongest damn Jello shots possible, socially accepted public drunkenness – really, does it get any better?

I think not.

Anyway, whenever I hear or think of Jello, I can’t help but think of Bill Cosby – and when I think of Bill Cosby, I (naturally) think of this image:

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Happy Humpday!

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Alfred W. Bush?

March 5, 2008

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Sporno

March 4, 2008

“Sport tries its best to be clean, porno is always dirty. Sport is noble and healthy. Porno is always bad and wrong. Yet for all their efforts to keep a distance, they just can’t help running into each from time to time and making sporno, without meaning to at all.”

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Check out more great examples at http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/wpg2

 

…and while you’re at it,  try to get this image out of your head:

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Guess The Crime!

March 3, 2008

Was this guy arrested for no proof of insurance, loitering or public intoxication?

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Make your best bet on this and many more at http://guessmycrime.blogspot.com/

Minutes of fun await!