Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category



March 4, 2008

“Sport tries its best to be clean, porno is always dirty. Sport is noble and healthy. Porno is always bad and wrong. Yet for all their efforts to keep a distance, they just can’t help running into each from time to time and making sporno, without meaning to at all.”


Check out more great examples at


…and while you’re at it,  try to get this image out of your head:


Boozing with Broadway Joe

February 1, 2008


I can’t think of a more fitting tribute to drinking and football than Modern Drunkard’s Salute to Joe Namath: An Excellent Drunk and a Fine Athlete.

I’ll let the both the article (above) and Joe (below) speak for themselves:

“I only drink in two situations: when I’m with others and when I’m by myself.”

“I like my Jack Daniels red and my women blond.”

“I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.”

When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.”

Added bonus: Click here for excellent sideline footage of a drunken Joe Namath hitting on ESPN’s  Suzy Kolber a few years ago


NFL Teams Make Terrible Rap Songs

January 31, 2008

To help us prepare for the SuperBowl, Holy Taco has put together 6 (terrible) rap songs performed by various NFL teams. Click here to torture yourself a little bit.

The only thing possibly as embarassing as the repetitive lyrics, cheesy special effects and embarrassing dance moves? –  These album covers:



Enjoy (you masochistic bastards)!


50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007

December 27, 2007

From The BEAST – notice the O’Reilly nod at #23.


My favorites are numbers 43, 26, 14, 13 and (my absolute favorite) # 9.

Oh, a special nod to #24:  Deryk Schlessinger – who proves beyond any doubt that “Dr.” Laura is in no way worthy of dispensing the ridiculous “advice” she’s famous for. 


Dickheads of the Year

December 26, 2007

Bill Maher’s picks for the biggest assholes of 2007.


Can you think of any deserving recipients (other than Bill O’Reilly) he left off the list?


Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC)

December 18, 2007

As I’m sure you already know, the Japanese know how to do gameshows.

Case in point:


 …and luckily for us, the folks over at Kontraband have compiled “the most painful MXC eliminations EVER”.

Check it out – you’ll enjoy it.


Hockey’s Back!

September 28, 2007


In celebration of the return of Hockey, I felt it necessary to post these…

Maxim’s Top Ten Favorite Hockey Fights (with video)

Preseason brawl between the Rangers and Islanders

Enjoy! I promise there will be more to come.