Archive for the ‘Food’ Category


The Bacon Bowl

February 29, 2008

HOLY CRAP! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this myself.

Megan Reardon (aka: Not Martha) is my new personal hero. 

This has got to be the top nominee (thus far) for the Greatest Invention of 2008:


Click on the picture for simple instructions on how to make your own homemade bacon bowls.


Cookin’ With Coolio

February 12, 2008

“When it comes to the kitchen, I’m on a mission…I’m the neighborhood ghetto witch doctor superhero and I’m gonna make you forget about every other cooking show you’ve ever seen.”


Yup, you read that right. Coolio’s gonna teach your ass how to cook in his brand new internet cooking show on

Unlike Martha Stewart or Rachael Ray, though – Coolio goes beyond the normal template of showing simple recipes and instruction. 

Perhaps in a nod to tomorrow’s ominous “holiday”, Coolio’s first show starts slow and easy (great for both the advanced and the cullinary-challenged) with a quick and romantic dish. Its especially perfect if you or your girlfriend happen to be “one of those those salad-eatin’ bitches”.

Click here to watch Coolio (and the Sauce Girls) teach you how to make Coolio’s Caprese Salad – a salad that “looks better than yo’ mama’s titties” and is guaranteed to “get those panties right off”.

Watch and learn people – and remember, “an oily salad ain’t shiiit”.


Homemade Bacon Flavored Vodka

January 25, 2008

This one has (understandably) been making the rounds here on the tubes, so if you’ve already seen it – well, here it is again:


“If you have time, bacon and vodka, you too can have this tasty elixir in your hands.”

Read more and get the recipe at Brownie Points.


The Flying Spaghetti Monster Strikes Again!

December 28, 2007


Efforts were afoot recently on the Polk County School Board (in the Tampa, FL area) to begin teaching the “concept” of intelligent design in science classes as an alternative to evolution, at a time when new state standards mentioning evolution by name for the first time are under consideration. It appeared that this bonehead move had the support of a majority of the school board, but that was before the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster arrived and shamed the school board into backing down.  Click on the link below to read more…


Just Wondering…

December 26, 2007

Whatever Happened to Jigglers? 


I wish I could give proper credit – but I’ve been holding onto this one for awhile and I’ve completely forgotten where I found it.

My bad.


Stubbs BBQ

December 10, 2007

The folks at Stubbs have never steered me wrong. Their marinades, sauces and dry spice rubs are all top-notch, and I use them whenever I don’t feel like allocating the extra time to create my own – so, yeah – I use ’em about 90% of the time.


Now, though I admit I can be lazy with the sauces and rubs (I could argue that you can’t improve on perfection), I always prefer making my own barbeque. 

That said, I just found out today that Stubbs also delivers (overnight – on dry ice) a number of freshly smoked meats directly from their restaurant in Austin, Texas – including brisket, ribs (baby back & St. Louis), pork tenderloin, turkey, ham, sausage and beef jerky. Just look at these masterpieces…



Damn, my mouth’s watering just thinking about how good this stuff’s gotta be.

If nothing else – I’m definitely gonna grab his cookbook – I suppose i’ll wait ’til 2008 though…just in case anyone’s thinking of this for me as a gift (wink, wink, nudge nudge)… | | |


Thanksgiving Idiocrasy

November 21, 2007

As I’m sure everyone (regretfully) recalls, part of the salary we pay our elected officials goes to the moronic annual event of the President pardoning turkeys.

“Presidents since Harry Truman have pardoned turkeys, but the event has been updated in recent years to include a bird-naming contest, with votes cast on the White House Web site. “article here

This year, the lame-ass winning names were “May” and “Flower”.  My naming suggestion can be found below these ridiculous taxpayer-funded pictures.



Well, it may be a bit redundant, but I think they should have been named:



 “Scooter” and “Libby”

…just sayin’.