Cookin’ With Coolio

February 12, 2008

“When it comes to the kitchen, I’m on a mission…I’m the neighborhood ghetto witch doctor superhero and I’m gonna make you forget about every other cooking show you’ve ever seen.”


Yup, you read that right. Coolio’s gonna teach your ass how to cook in his brand new internet cooking show on MyDamnChannel.com.

Unlike Martha Stewart or Rachael Ray, though – Coolio goes beyond the normal template of showing simple recipes and instruction. 

Perhaps in a nod to tomorrow’s ominous “holiday”, Coolio’s first show starts slow and easy (great for both the advanced and the cullinary-challenged) with a quick and romantic dish. Its especially perfect if you or your girlfriend happen to be “one of those those salad-eatin’ bitches”.

Click here to watch Coolio (and the Sauce Girls) teach you how to make Coolio’s Caprese Salad – a salad that “looks better than yo’ mama’s titties” and is guaranteed to “get those panties right off”.

Watch and learn people – and remember, “an oily salad ain’t shiiit”.


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