(Drinking) Holiday Memories

With St. Patrick’s Day approaching, I can’t help but think of prior adventures with the Ultimate Jello Shot - which I first attempted (with excellent results) on St. Patrick’s Day a few years back.

Ahh, yes - good times, good food, the strongest damn Jello shots possible, socially accepted public drunkenness – really, does it get any better?

I think not.

Anyway, whenever I hear or think of Jello, I can’t help but think of Bill Cosby – and when I think of Bill Cosby, I (naturally) think of this image:

Happy Humpday!

Alfred W. Bush?

Sporno

“Sport tries its best to be clean, porno is always dirty. Sport is noble and healthy. Porno is always bad and wrong. Yet for all their efforts to keep a distance, they just can’t help running into each from time to time and making sporno, without meaning to at all.”

Check out more great examples at http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/wpg2

 

…and while you’re at it,  try to get this image out of your head:

Guess The Crime!

Was this guy arrested for no proof of insurance, loitering or public intoxication?

Make your best bet on this and many more at http://guessmycrime.blogspot.com/

Minutes of fun await!

The Bacon Bowl

HOLY CRAP! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this myself.

Megan Reardon (aka: Not Martha) is my new personal hero. 

This has got to be the top nominee (thus far) for the Greatest Invention of 2008:

Click on the picture for simple instructions on how to make your own homemade bacon bowls.

The Razzies!

Now, I’m not looking for any condolences or pity, but I am having an absolutely awful work week.

Thankfully, The 28th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie) Awards have come out, reminding me that as awful as my job’s going…it could be worse.

Click on the banner above to see the “winners” for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Actress and Worst Director (along with many other “worsts”) of 2007.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early!

Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of the upcoming 2008 Presidential election.

See the news clip here

Hops Shortage Spiking Up Beer Prices

Severe weather ruined hops production in Europe, causing many farmers to plant corn instead for ethanol production. It all means hops are now going for $35 to $40 a pound instead of the $3 to $5 this time last year.  Barley rates are also up 25 to 40 percent. 

The production costs are just now trickling to consumers.  Whole Foods has posted a sign saying beer customers can expect “dramatic price” increases, about one to two dollars on every six pack. 

You can read the rest here.

Do You Dress Like A Douchebag?

Another quick PSA for you – Click on the picture for the full-size flowchart:

Rap lyrics represented using Graphs

Yeah, I know this is a bit old – but nothing spectacular popped up today (that I came across, anyway), so old stuff is what you get:

Rap lyrics represented using Graphs